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According to some Republican news sources, former Secretary of State and 2016 Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton firmly believes that...

With the United States setting a record for 89 million turkeys killed for thanksgiving, turkeys have decided to revolt. After escaping,...

Tuesday: The United States of America has a new ruler with the overtake of democracy by a blobfish. America accepts their new ruler with...

During his last days of presidency Trump announced that he had created a fast pass to allow any “true American” presidential candidate to...

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The age-old question has come to the forefront of society once again as people have found that 101 out of every 100 people smoke at least...

After countless efforts to rebuild the Baltimore Bridge after the cargo boat crash in 2023, leaving 5 dead, architects rushed to rebuild...

Yesterday, it was reported that “The Onion,” a well known media company, succeeded in their long term efforts to sue fellow newspaper...

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Today, soon to be America’s president Mr. Cheeto has appointed his chief of staff, Chester Cheetah.  When interviewed about the decision,...

In a shocking turn of events, Germany has declared war on the United States, citing the NFL's decision to host a game featuring the New...

Following the discovery of Bubona and Enutpen Rigellians Kang and Kodos were ordered to attack  Earth in fear that their own planet would...

The United States Presidential Election has come to an end, and results show that Vice President Kamala Harris won every single state in...

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The KPC is currently the number one newspaper in our class. It was introduced to our grade on November fourth and it's been falling ever...

Following her concert on November 4th in San Francisco, famous pop singer Taylor Swift was arrested by police near the Chase Center ...