AI Intelligent vending machines cause most deaths in 2024, takes many jobs

Sunday: it has been revealed to the public that artificial vending machines have killed the most people in today's modern world and stolen the jobs of every victim. The inventor, Laz-r-beam takes no heat for the invention as consensus says “he knew what he was doing, granted, but what else can you expect from AI” people have been more upset about stolen jobs. On the topic, pro pencil sharpener penne sharpe says” I hate working next to a vending machine every day, he’s rude, and the oil he eats for lunch is disgusting” his boss also hates him, as he needs to stock the kitchen with bolts, screws, and oil, losing him money. People around the world are experiencing the same pain as families are seeing their fathers and sons replaced by emotionless machines. According to experts, all jobs in the world will be replaced by machines by the year 2030, time to retire!