Blobfish with top hat is now Malevolent Ruler of America

Tuesday: The United States of America has a new ruler with the overtake of democracy by a blobfish. America accepts their new ruler with a bow and a shuffle. During his induction, there were concerns that he could not speak english, and he did not but he conveyed his message instead through telepathy, a power that all fish have. The new administration has their goals very straightforward, #1 goal is to have every fish in aquariums, pet stores, and Home Depot™  free and swimming.  The blobfish also plans to destroy every human. Of  the few he chooses to spare, he will put in habitats underwater for the “honest and hardworking fishies of the world” to see and sometimes feed. This potential future is “backed 100% of the way by the national guard, the presidential services, the senate, that house of representatives, the coast guard, that one homeless guy on the street, humanity, and society for elephants™” according to officials involved.