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Class of 2028 Blank Slate to Cease Publication

Updated: Dec 3, 2024

The KPC is currently the number one newspaper in our class. It was introduced to our grade on November fourth and it's been falling ever since. In a letter sent to the KPC ’s two employees two days before its first publication it stated that the KPC was shutting down. During a speech the head executive officer Bryce Tetreader announced that the paper would be shutting down to the public. In his words “I have done everything I could to keep the KPC afloat but the Radish contains news that we could never print, and we will never print.”. The Radish then made sure that the KPC would survive to print one more copy-as the Class of 2028 Blank Slate. “The Radish has outscooped, outwritten and out-reported us in every turn,” says former employee Mael Roberts “and while I am sad to see it go, I am happy to see that its employees are being put out of their misery.”

 
 
 

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Lil Lilah
Lil Lilah
2024年12月10日

Nice! So fake, but I love it!

いいね!

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