Ducks getting sold on Ebay from a range of 1.5 million dollars to 9.4 Million:

At around 10 AM,  Radish employee Drew Wilson called the Radish headquarters with reports of ducks popping up on Ebay while he was attempting to buy things. “I can’t even describe it,” said Wilson on the 5th. People have been starting protests and one person attempted to kill Pierre Omidyar, the owner of Ebay and Paypal all because of small yellow animals. There has been a trend started called “Ducky Danger” where people have been asking people like Drew to buy ducks, yet their business has not been doing well

All over, you would see ducks in captivity and then Drew had to make a move. In the summer of 2023 he started a petition to ban ducks in the U.S and had a chat with Ebay. On a recent zoom call he stated that “Ducks are simply yellow devils and why are they getting bought?” A week later he decided to buy one for himself. As less as a pet, but more as an experiment. That night he laid down with his duck and patted his back gently. The duck squealed, he then patted again. The duck coughed up a 100 dollar bill. Drew that night didn’t only get 100 dollars richer, he came up with a brilliant idea.

He finally understood why these ducks were everywhere. They had money inside of them and he knew that meant good. He started selling his duck for 2.7 million dollars. I know that sounds crazy but if you were to lightly pat your duck 15 times that would make you a nice 1,500 dollars. Other people eventually caught on to the idea.