Elon Musk Reveals New Girlfriend App Available Now

On Saturday, the eighteenth of  January, Elon Musk, world famous billionaire and creator of many things including the famous Cybertruck (known for its ugliness), and SpaceX’s newest rocket (that, according to T.R.S.P (The Radish Space Program) can travel to mars and back with people living in it), has mixed the stupidity used in creating the Cybertruck and the smarts from SpaceX to create an online AI girlfriend for people who just can’t seem to find a girlfriend. This app costs forty dollars and hasn’t been bought yet. We believe that it hasn’t been bought because the majority of the world (99.9%) has been able to find a girlfriend. The app starts by asking you about yourself and then creates a clone of your brain that likes what you like. It then codes the AI to drop in the occasional compliment and it gives it scripts for when it says something opposite to what the person is thinking. The app is expected to be used by less than .000001 percent of human society by 2028. Until then, no one is expected to consider buying the app