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Politics in Action : Next President Mr. Cheeto VI appoints Chief of Staff , Chester Cheetah

Today, soon to be America’s president Mr. Cheeto has appointed his chief of staff, Chester Cheetah.


 When interviewed about the decision, Mr. Cheeto said this “He was the cheezest of the candidates, so naturally, he got his pick of positions.” and “I like it BOLD AND CHEEZY™ what can I say?” Cheetah, 38 years of age is also on the board of the most rich company in the world called CHEZ INC and oversees the production of chez with a passion, “to smell da chez … it’s a MASTERPIECE!”. With the most powerful party, the Cheeto party™ in power again for the 22nd election, they broke a record set by the former president Mr. Cheeto V and another by Mr. Cheeto IV


Cheetah and Cheeto are currently planning something Big, Bold, and Cheezy!™ Expert Ched R Cheez comments”It’s a good thing this country can be ruled by people just like them  [the common people] and people who are also BOLD AND CHEEZY! ™”.

 
 
 

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