Presidential First: First Cheeto Elected to president

Donald Trump, a cheeto in the flesh, was elected to the job of U.S. President on November 5th 2024 and apparently has big plans for the U.S. “As the first cheeto president I will make sure every cheeto gets the chance to succeed like did.” said Trump addressing a group of followers in Key East, Florida. As the first cheeto and second president with non consecutive terms, many people who would otherwise have voted democrat have now decided to vote for Trump to change up who was president. At a speech in Lancaster, Trump stated that, in his words “There are people who came here illegally, they are aliens and they are eating cats and dogs in Illinois and moose in Pennsylvania.” Although much of Pennsylvania was not inhabited by moose, Lancaster was an area where the moose and moose lovers did not live and this only affected people living in Pittsburgh and the area around it. Despite the fact that all of Trump's speeches were 80 percent or more untrue, he did win the election due to the lack of popularity for Kamala in almost all of the 50 states.