SHOCKING NEWS FINDS KAMALA ACTUALLY WON THE 2024 ELECTION

After a month of believing that former-president Donald Trump had become the 47th president (elect), we are shocked to find that Vice President Kamala Harris actually won this year's election. She had flipped all the swing states blue since the last results, showing that news companies don't always tell the truth. Even more surprising is that she also flipped the heavy Republican states of Texas and Florida, stealing 70 electoral votes from Trump in the original results. In total, Kamala Harris flipped 163 electoral votes in her favor compared to the original results we woke up to on November 6th. This surprised many analysts, viewers, reporters, etc. People all across the country were questioning if Congress really was stable. Fortunately, we did have some stable news. The House and the Senate both stayed in the Republicans’ favor, as we had heard on Election Night. This recount was orchestrated by Congress yesterday, and the final results from the recount were posted this morning. President Joe Biden recently came out to give a speech. “I am glad that the Biden Administration will continue having–oh, ah, eek, can I use the bathroom?” Some groups of people are questioning whether Vice President Kamala Harris can run this country stably. “With her last 4 years as vice president under Joe Biden, she entirely focused her work on the border. The thing is, she did an absolute dog$%&# job at it. If she improves, great! If she doesn’t, this country is going to spiral out of control deeply,” says Trump voter Jacob Watkins. Many people believe this was a lucky landslide victory for Harris, and others think this election was very rigged. If the second one is true, get ready for January 6th, 2025.