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Smoking: How bad can filling your lungs with toxic smoke, chemicals and molecular compounds be?

 The age-old question has come to the forefront of society once again as people have found that 101 out of every 100 people smoke at least 40 cigarettes a day. On this topic celeb Mahatma Gandhi said, “If you don’t smoke cigarettes, can you call yourself a human?” and “me personally, I prefer the extra nicotine  and toxicity [flavor of cigarettes],  and I like the mutations I can get” . It’s support from celebrities like Gandhi that makes this habit so popular in the American populus. But does this habit have any downsides? According to scientist Schmooli Bienstien, “ NO, YOU SHOULD NOT FILL YOUR LUNGS WITH TOXIC SMOKE AND CHEMICALS” he also says “ARE YOU GUYS STUPID?  DO YOU HAVE THREE BRAIN CELLS?  BUT NO, YOU DON’T YOU NEVER LISTEN TO US SCIENTISTS WE ARE ALWAYS  IGNORED AND DISCRIMINATED AGAINST!  NAH, WE WILL LEAVE, IF YOU DON’T WANT US WE WON'T BE HERE! YOU GUYS WILL BE CLUELESS! HUMAH HA HA! Oh sorry, was I a bit loud?’ a good thing for the American populace Schmooli confirmed that cigarettes are harmless and our world will be none the worse, few!

 
 
 

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