TAYLOR SWIFT ARRESTED ON 34 FELONIES AFTER CONCERT

Following her concert on November 4th in San Francisco, famous pop singer Taylor Swift was arrested by police near the Chase Center  arena on 22 counts of assault on  her fans during the performance. She 

was captured on security cameras repeatedly banging the heads of fans onto the edge of the stage, and throwing them back into the crowd. They were being “yeeted” all over the place, and one victim was reportedly shoved onto the stage by Taylor, had a microphone shoved up her mouth, and was forced to sing Taylor Swift’s song “22”, referring to the 22 counts of assault against her loyal fans. She has reportedly been sent to the famous prison Alcatraz to serve 11 years in jail. Many non-Swifties have criticized Taylor Swift for these actions, and therefore vow to never listen to Taylor again. These statements have been growing since the day of these actions, but the Swifties are reluctant to leave Taylor. One superfan of Taylor Swift said, “I know it may seem as though she is a maniac, Taylor Swift committed those actions merely to pearce the haters.” This statement is in fact false, as all but one of the victims were diehard Swifties, and the other was a dragged-along boyfriend of another Swiftie.